why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post

local old man finally gets new clothes

hi i am insane and have nothing to offer. do you still like me

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

What would I do without you?

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

like oh my god. it’s such a non issue but it’s so so funny

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

*J.C. Leyendecker looking respectfully from the afterlife*